May 2013
youcallyourselfanord:
“You are over encumbered and cannot run.”
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
lurkerpi:
thriceinatrice:
lurkerpi:
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call...
azalulu:
amazon is having a freakin’ huge sale on pc games (like steam’s summer sale p much) so if you’ve been wanting bioshock ($5 for bioshock and bioshock 2), dragon age (dao ultimate and da2 for $10), saint’s row the third ($12.49 for the ~full package~), mass effect (me1 and me2 are $5 each, me3 digital deluxe is $9) etc GET ON THAT
the-yolocaust:
if i could describe my life in one picture it would be this picture
3 tags
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
shoona:
astrokidmusic:
catbossaudio:
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kurokoshirai:
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GODDAMN FUCKING NGIF I START LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ITS ONE OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGSI VE EVER SEEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES JUST ABOUT TO SPIN AROUND AND THEN SUDDENLY SHEJ UST FUCKING FLIES OFF IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE LIEK WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT I WOULD BE TERRIFIED THATS NO T HOW FLYING WORKS WHOEVER MADE THIS GIF...
blackbladeir:
shim-sham-wow:
...
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
horsesornothing:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
I know this isn’t horses...
novakian:
fooboo24:
thesoulhunt:
I...
I fucking love this coat.
black-anathema:
sparkafterdark:
I can go from
little house on the prairie girl
To
Captain on the high seas
In 10 seconds or you get your gender roles free.
Captain, I want you in my bed
ishimanry:
mr-egbutt:
princeconagher:
shirothehero:
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phoenixwrong:
the ending of jurassic park 3 is the most INFURIATING ENDING IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES
like they all almost get ripped apart and eaten by giant flying reptiles and then at the end they’re watching them fly off into the sunset all “hey where do you think they’re going??” “Oh, probably to start a family somewhere”
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU ASSHOLES THOSE THINGS ARE GOING TO EAT...
